I'm a lefty. I'm a fun-loving guy who does some crazy stuff sometimes. On the can, I'll read the back of the toilet paper package or various hair care products. Meeting new people is the poo, so If you ever feel like talking?hit me up! It may take a little while for me to respond, but dun fret, you'll eventually get a message!!!! PROMISE!!!I guess I could say "I'm me, not like anybody else" but that would be like a LOT of other people. How can you be "unique," when there's somebody out there that's a lot like you, and you just don't know it??? For... much... longer... crap... I should have written a speech!
FAVE LIST My latex pocket-pal] NBA] Basketball] Surfing] Skate-boarding] Clubbing] Partying] Cheese] Booze] Mocha] TV] The OC] Desperate Housewives] Invader Zim] Las Vegas] Beach] Summer] Autumn] Hawaii] Sobe aka Miami South Beach] 76ers] Allen Iverson] Shaq O抧eil] LeBron James] Emo ppl] Hot chicks] Cute girls] U-Turn] Scream] Tattoos] Piercing] AnF] Nike] PhatFarm] DKNY] Diesel] Street racing] Sex] Ditching] Getting drunk] Sleeping around] Basically almost evrything?
HATE LIST Alarm clock] Carrots] Techno] Math] Ugly piercing] Kobe Bryant] Lakers] The fact that i cry more than u change ur underwear lolz j/k]
RANDOM FACTS I am a bad boy but a nice guy. I am creative, witty and frequently sarcastic. I will charm you, make you laugh and frustrate you all at the same time. I am open to anything. I always have the first smile and the last laugh. "Fuck" is my go to word. I am almost always in a good mood. I am fearless. But I have few insecurities. I understand things that most people don't and I am non-judgmental. Impossible to offend or embarrass but easy to make laugh. I work out frequently. I'm scared of my grandparents dying. I have style and substance. I am self-confident and the most emotionally well balanced person that you will ever meet. I am not jealous nor do I have a temper but I can argue passionately. I will be alternately the wildest then the mildest person you know. I take the good with the bad. Knowing me will change your life for the better. I make inappropriate jokes and get away with them. I know no boundaries. I can make a good time out of any situation. My life is amazing. I'm very supportive. You can call me anytime, day or night.
WISH LIST I wish I am certain wot I wana become in the future. I wish more people sent me hate mail. I wish more gay guys hit on me. I wish more people would write to me and say, "that's it?!?" when I reply "thanks" to their opening email of "ur cute". I wish more people said clever things like, "yer hawt" or "nice ink". U peeps rawk! I wish there were more people who bitched about their lives. Complaining is hot. I wish I produced porn. I wish every girl in OC looked exactly the same (it's a fucking joke. hate mail not necessary) I wish I could motivate to go to the gym. Fuck it, somebody pass me a candy bar. Call me butter-gut. I wish less people had a sense of humor. People who don't laugh are the awesomest. Supermodels wouldn't look like anorexic twigs!
I cant live without them but they drive me freaking nuts. Oh well I'll learn some day. I'll just keep playing the fucking game they play with me. Just looking for the right one I guess not all girls play that little tease game. Just some...
Hello...My new friend. Thanks for the add. I'm very happy to know you and be your friend. Hope we can be good friend. Have a great day. Take care. Nice to meet you
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